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whorticultural: fuckthisblogshit: apathytoagony: more of that christmas nude album Aint it too early for Christmas nudes ? Lol Uh WHEN is it ever too early for Christmas nudes???
Uh oh, someone’s pouting when I suggested heading back to the hotel room for a drink and a nap.
What if your pillow could collect your dreams, and when you wake up, you could plug it into your computer and watch them over again
Uh……I think I need to invest in a proper display shelf. This was fine when I only had a handful. Not so much anymore. #amiibohunter #amiibo #amiiboarmy #smashbros #supersmashbros
when-i-was-a-worm: So once upon a time I was like “haha I’ll make a Manson blog, it’ll be my dumb secret that nobody will ever see.” Uh. Well. Holy shit, 1000 followers! I didn’t think I’d ever have like, five. Thank you all!
When I saw the girl walk in, I licked my lips and turned to my boss. “Hey, Saul… I’m gonna take my 15, if that’s okay?”“Sure, go–” He stopped talking the moment he noticed her. “…Uh, sorry, but I was just about to take
uh hey what dumbass decided we need to sleep EVERY night??????????? fuckin,,, square up??????????
interstellar-birdqueen:interstellar-birdqueen: moodboard for when you uh. when you. you’re. when uhhhh hey good news everyone, this post got unflagged What is the context for this!
interstellar-birdqueen: blog-theoddlifeofanya: interstellar-birdqueen:interstellar-birdqueen: moodboard for when you uh. when you. you’re. when uhhhh hey good news everyone, this post got unflagged What is the context for this! the context
anniegntr: sandeul~ XD cr: MARIA900816
loki-cat: One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t go downstairs.
the-girl-who-laughed: casualfangirling: she-wants-the-doitsu: whendaybreaks: nicolasandthecage: when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go are you okay They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they
uh huh especially when they’re gooners
*plays a game on phone and slowly lets out a small leak* ... *leaks turns into a stream and slowly looks down as damp spot spreads and accident drips on the carpet* uh oh o///o *throws down phone and puts hands between my legs*
That moment when you wake up and have to go potty but the only bathroom that has toilet paper is in the basement….…Uh oh ( ˃̶᷄/////˂̶᷄ )ﾟ
omo-things: I’m not into feet but my partner is so I gotta start taking care of them and going to the shop more so I can uh, give them some sort of footjob?also, piss…
Okay so hopefully tumblr won’t take this down (I mean, I’m still IN something…) but when I promised the next post would be porn, this happened…..So here’s something short and snappy while I get undressed.
sherifer: When you try to draw @shapedlight with @fenicoreBut you’re an idiot who doesn’t know how to draw and hates himself. I’m sucked./went back to dark corner/ self-flagellation Look! It’s me if I were a handsome norse god of a boy! ;w; Thank
mistressvaliant: alycemanfredini: So, you wanna fuck your Domme, uh? When pets are “helpful” make sure they learn their lesson about suggestions. 💋💋
capsule-corpse replied to your post:blech, i hate when people put gotdamn uh… put them… watermarks?? my anger had rendered me both incoherent. but i am totally not going to forget the word again
sansawins: damaseas: jjong: me when i enter a room I want all of the content on this site to be deleted apart from this video
UH OH!
insomniacovrlrd:nymlus:Knotted Wood 22-23 by InsomniacOvrLrdSo uh, when was that delivery expected to show up again?Mmmnf o///o
Uh. So my leg hair is getting long enough that I can feel it move when fans hit them. It tickles.
Uh mental health talk after the cut, because I think I had some kind of episode on the bus today and I’m officially scared of myself… I usually listen to music when I’m on public transportation, especially the Rutgers buses because
UH. So I was peeing this morning when I got a phone call asking me several questions about my teaching experience and being offered an interview and demo lesson at a school. Kind of gross, but STILL THIS IS VERY EXCITING!!!!!!!!
grilledcheese-samwich: i wonder what MY smell is????? when people wear my clothes or sleep in my bed…..what does it smell like?! WHAT IS MY SCENT
when september hits
disneyyandmore: Uh, sisters, I’m very confused. I– I smell children, but I– I don’t see children.
sineadfaith: daddybearthings: sineadfaith: Uh When your melanin is undeniably on poiiiiint Yaassss 🙆🏾
uh-lecks-uh: When I was thirteen, my mom and I were in a car accident. She suffered terrible brain trauma and passed away January 22nd, 2008. On October 6th of that same year, what would have been her 40th birthday, I found a letter she had written to
spookyxen: so uh, when can i play as the real hero
pokemon-personalities: baelor:ok with everything going on i have to know. how do you pronounce pokemon? po-kay-mon (kay rhymes with slay, day, etc) po-kuh-mon (kuh rhymes with duh, uh, etc) po-key-mon (key rhymes with see, tree, etc) reblog with the
petitamaretti: lalallalalallisto pau, ahí lo tenesIll be answering asks today, Im drawing for them, but I don’t know when Ill update the comic maybe by the end of the week… jdfgdfh I might upload some other stuff too.
moooogle: “What, are you going to be playing video games when you’re in your thirties?” Uh, yeah.
baelor: ok with everything going on i have to know. how do you pronounce pokemon? po-kay-mon (kay rhymes with slay, day, etc) po-kuh-mon (kuh rhymes with duh, uh, etc) po-key-mon (key rhymes with see, tree, etc) reblog with the way you say it in the
theghettometalhead: Remember when this was a thing? Good times…
thugilly: victory-uh: when u come home past curfew and ur parents are waiting at the door DON’T DRAG RAMI LIKE THIS
thingsthatmakeyouhorny: Uh, when you die nothing happens.
interstellar-birdqueen:interstellar-birdqueen: moodboard for when you uh. when you. you’re. when uhhhh hey good news everyone, this post got unflagged
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starrypnds-deactivated20130605: “When we get asked about this song, or we talk about this song, seems like lots of times it’s like “yeah, it’s a sad song-” but it’s not really. It’s about the way, uh, when you hang out and you’re feeling
yanase–yuu: junjousekaiichi: ninjabelle: ya00i: True love hurts. (Part 2) the dude in the back is all 0__0 Bitch slapped.~ Oooh, I love how Yukina slapped Kisa again again again again again again again again… Uh… when are you going to
Be near me when my light is low, when the blood creeps
almond-milk-hotel: theyoungdaddy: carpetmunchr: deadecchi: theamazingindi: kumagawa: therealogmail: theyoungdaddy: princesscumkitty: When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕 Oh hey look it’s me!I usually cut up kittens food but I always
gendersnaps: keepongaming: last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant
puppylovesquared: dennys: When life gives you lemons, combine their DNA with a prehistoric mosquito that was preserved in amber and create the Tyrannosourest Rex. It’s been a while since dennys got me to say what the fresh fuck
997: autohaste: vinebox: Dua Lipa when she sees me on the phone Gsushhssavgas meee
feelikedancings: “What makes me feel sexy? Uh, when I got a sexy girl with me”.
please pardon the horrible screenshot it starts with (hate my smile) but yay question and answer video!!! I answered some then the dog got into some things and I randomly ended up, oops but uh I made a second part <333
daddyfuckedme: mood okay so the bottom right picture is me, as in those are my boobs so uh
pinkbabyprincess: pinkbabyprincessblocklist: brat-grrrrl2: when girls steal ur pictures, crop ur watermark, add their own, get called out on it & then refuse to delete their stolen content (bc they think we still live in 2004 & high quality
nerdgul:nicetobealive: archwrites: batcii: people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint,
take-it-if-you-want-it: So uh, when can I have this?
centaurs-other-testicle: japert: Friends with mean and overprotective parents when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out Being the friend with overprotective parents
So uh, me and rhinocio have this headcanon on how they found Amethyst in the context of The Homeworld T series and it’s rly cute but also kinda sad lmaoBasically, When they found Ame, Ruby and Sapphire more or less raised her since she was an ‘overcooked
Please take this horrible drawing bye!(can-not-think-of-a-proper-name)oh shitfrom…from when her fingers were taken baby no
